It’s Neat to Meet Myself?!

What’s weirder than interviewing your officemate? Try interviewing yourself! That’s right. Next on the list, c’est moi. I’ve never interviewed myself before. I wonder what I’ll wear. Hmmm

ML: Before we begin, may I just say you look very pretty today. Love the blouse.

ML: Thank you.

ML: So what’s your favorite color?

ML: Purple dark purple.

ML: Favorite book?

ML: The Diary of Anne Frank.

ML: Favorite movies?

ML: The Breakfast Club, Love Actually, Spaceballs, Planes, Trains and Automobiles I love John Candy.

ML: Favorite band?

ML: U2.

ML: Favorite expression?

ML: Dig deep.

ML: Tell me something everyone knows about you.

ML: I laugh at my own jokes.

ML: Tell me something no one knows about you.

ML: I wear my sunglasses at night (laughs) See?

ML: Yikes. You really do laugh at your own jokes. Okay, moving on. Any pet peeves?

ML: Lots of them! It bugs me when kids don’t say please and thank you. I don’t like it when drivers forget to use their blinkers. I hate when stories are interrupted or cabinets are left open. Actually, anything out of place makes me nutty. I’m also not fond of wasted time or wasted money.

ML: Now that we know what you don’t like, enlighten us with what you do like

ML: I love to read, write, dance, laugh. Sometimes you will catch me deep in thought. I like to ponder things to the point that they almost don’t make sense anymore. I love making lists and then crossing them off. But my absolute favorite thing is hanging out with my family. I love outings with my kids. And, of course, family dance parties!

ML: What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done?

ML: Other than birthing humans?! Well, I flew a plane and that was pretty awesome.

ML: If you weren’t a writer, what would you be?

ML: I’d want to be a radio personality or a jockey. I like horses and I’m short. I figure it’d be a good match.

ML: Um, don’t quit your day job.

ML: Good call.

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